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Girlfriend decided to put a sock on my dogs foot, and my dog seemed a little shocked to say the least.

(Source: brahminjuice)

kaeandlucy:

videohall:

Bad Lip Reading does The Hunger Games> This is the one of the rare things that actually make me laugh out loud on the internet.

This is HILARIOUS 

(Source: youtube.com)

rompatti:

rompatti:

How am I supposed to kill these poor bastards??

OH MY GOD THEY JUST MULTIPLY. THIS IS AWFUL D:::

(Source: tumboy)

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midnightjew:

midnightjew:

midnightjew:

i can hear children laughing outside my window and it’s making me hungry

I DIDTN KNOW IT WOULD SOUND LIKE THAT I DONT WANT TO EAT CHILDREN IM NOT GOIGN TO ANSWER ANYMORE QUESTIONS ABOUT EATING CHILDREN DO NO T ASK ME QUESTION ABOTU EATING CHILDREN I DONRT KNOW FROM ANY SORT OF EXPERIENCE

do you ever just sit down and wonder where your life went wrong 

(Source: dual-scar)

thedisneytruth:

people over analyse the wrong things in animated movies

i mean i just saw someone claim that it’s weird how pascal got to rapunzel because he’s a tropical animal and doesn’t live where the story happens

so that bothers you

but the fact that rapunzel had 70 foot long glowing hair thanks to a sun flower that literally came from the sun is completely legitimate right

shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

(Source: dysphoriadaughter)